And now for something different. Since I’ve been lucky enough to have gathered a somewhat sizable audience by now (at least one that’s bigger than I ever thought it’d be), I feel like we should be honest with each other. I usually do not play horror games and the reason is quite simple: I scare … Continue reading Resident Evil Village Review
Author: Tim Colegate
A Farewell to Scores
Pour one out. I’ve decided to provide you all with a quick update before I (finally) begin reviewing games again. Let’s get to the point, shall we? I will no longer be putting scores at the end of my reviews. I could go on and on about how scores only divide people and lead to … Continue reading A Farewell to Scores
Game of the Year 2020
Take My Heart. Video Version can be found here. Hello again and welcome back to the Pretendies! Last time, I highlighted nine games which I thought deserved some praise. Now it’s time to give out the biggest award of them all: the Game of the Year Award. You may be asking yourself: you know, why … Continue reading Game of the Year 2020
The Games I’ve Played This Year of the Year Awards 2020
It was a pretty good year for gaming, all things considered. Video version can be found here. Hello one and all and welcome to the Games I’ve Played This Year of the Year Awards 2020. I’m your host, the Pretend Gamer, and I’m here today to dole out awards to the best games I played … Continue reading The Games I’ve Played This Year of the Year Awards 2020
The Pretend Gamer in 2021
New year, new reviews. Hello everybody and welcome to 2021! I’m the Pretend Gamer and I wanted to take a moment to say hello. In case you missed it, I have quite a few new subscribers on YouTube (thank you to my subscribers both old and new by the way) so I thought I would … Continue reading The Pretend Gamer in 2021
Microsoft Has a Bug Problem
And no, an exterminator can't fix it. Author's Note: Video version can be found here. In case you missed it, Microsoft is buying ZeniMax Media (and all of its associated studios including the well-known Bethesda Game Studios) for $7.5 billion. This is just the latest in a long line of gaming acquisitions that began in … Continue reading Microsoft Has a Bug Problem
I Can’t Stop Playing Ghost of Tsushima
Please send help. Author's Note: Video version can be found here. As the title blatantly says, I can’t stop playing Ghost of Tsushima on the PS4. I have been thoroughly and completely sucked into its world. No, in case you’re wondering, I have not finished it yet and thus I can’t give a whole review … Continue reading I Can’t Stop Playing Ghost of Tsushima
Paper Mario: The Origami King Review
I wasn’t clever enough to come up with a witty subhead, sorry. Author's Note: This is more of a script for a video than a written review of the game in question. I didn't want to just post a video and leave my reading audience out of it so I decided to post the script … Continue reading Paper Mario: The Origami King Review
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes Review
*GameCube start-up noise* Early last year, I wrote one of my famous biased reviews for Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. It is and always will be a very special game to me for all of the reasons I listed in that review. What’s truly odd about it is that, even though I love … Continue reading Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes Review
Catherine: Full Body is Exactly What I Needed
If two’s company and three’s a crowd, what does that make four? This is not a review of Catherine: Full Body. I want to make that very clear upfront. I will not be covering the ins and outs of this game while providing thought-provoking analysis (as if I’ve ever done that, hah!). Instead, this post … Continue reading Catherine: Full Body is Exactly What I Needed
