Author’s Note: I wrote but never published this review nearly four years ago. I thought about rewriting the whole thing but decided against it. I wanted to preserve my feelings about the game from when I played it back in 2019. The original text is all here except for a few changes I made. So, … Continue reading Fire Emblem: Three Houses Review
Tag: Nintendo Switch
Metroid Dread Review
Mighty Morph Ball Powers There are games which I will play sporadically and finish after a few weeks or even months. Then there are games like Metroid Dread which I obsessively play and complete in just two or three days. In case you couldn’t tell from those two sentences, I really enjoyed Metroid Dread. Let’s … Continue reading Metroid Dread Review
Paper Mario: The Origami King Review
I wasn’t clever enough to come up with a witty subhead, sorry. Author's Note: This is more of a script for a video than a written review of the game in question. I didn't want to just post a video and leave my reading audience out of it so I decided to post the script … Continue reading Paper Mario: The Origami King Review
The Nintendo Strategy
Sailing towards a blue ocean. After more than 200 days, Nintendo finally deigned to release a Direct showcasing the company’s plans for 2020. In case you don’t know, a Nintendo Direct is a livestream (or simply a video) Nintendo releases to show off the games coming to the Switch (or whatever console happens to be … Continue reading The Nintendo Strategy
Astral Chain Review
Video version can be found here. Partners in justice. This review for Astral Chain has been the most difficult review I’ve ever written. Not because I don’t know what to say but because it’s never been this hard to settle on a final score. Spoiler alert: the final score will be an eight out of … Continue reading Astral Chain Review
My Gaming Biases
Video version can be found here. Let’s get to know each other, shall we? A sudden realization dawned on me the other day while I was pondering the meaning of life: I’ve never discussed my gaming preferences with my blogging audience. Today, I aim to fix that. Since you all trust me to be your … Continue reading My Gaming Biases
The Final Fantasy Revitalization Plan
FFRP for short. Almost one year ago, I wrote about how I thought that the Final Fantasy series had been badly mismanaged over the last ten or so years and how that mismanagement has hurt the brand. In case you haven’t read that post (you should if you haven’t), I will briefly summarize it here. … Continue reading The Final Fantasy Revitalization Plan
The Pretend Gamer 